Sean (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} stodgycat) wrote,@ 2006-10-03 23:18:00 |
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All the attacks on kids recently...
All the attacks on kids recently <FNORD!> and the recent admissions of the drunk, gay, molested Mister Foley make me wonder if things have always been this hazardous for kids, or if it is the phase of the moon, or just the media <FNORD!>?
I have made a resolution between now and the midterm election to assess every media issue in the number of cents per gallon it is the equivalent of, for instance, Foleygate as it has been termed by some pundits, is the equivalent of gas rising twenty cents per gallon. Bush will have to lower prices again, either that or he has to produce Osama. ;)
<FNORD!>And now more signs of the end times:<FNORD!>
I had a vision around the time the Berlin Wall fell. The merging of country and rap will coincide with the fall of America. I laughed at it then, I thought this could never happen. This night I had confirmation of something I thought I heard last year, but refused to believe. <FNORD!>These are the lyrics to Honky Tonk Badonkadonk.<FNORD!> For the unwashed among you here is the defintion of Badonkadonk. My wife does have a nice badonkadonk, she wants the song, damn philistine.
All the attacks on kids recently <FNORD!> and the recent admissions of the drunk, gay, molested Mister Foley make me wonder if things have always been this hazardous for kids, or if it is the phase of the moon, or just the media <FNORD!>?
I have made a resolution between now and the midterm election to assess every media issue in the number of cents per gallon it is the equivalent of, for instance, Foleygate as it has been termed by some pundits, is the equivalent of gas rising twenty cents per gallon. Bush will have to lower prices again, either that or he has to produce Osama. ;)
<FNORD!>And now more signs of the end times:<FNORD!>
I had a vision around the time the Berlin Wall fell. The merging of country and rap will coincide with the fall of America. I laughed at it then, I thought this could never happen. This night I had confirmation of something I thought I heard last year, but refused to believe. <FNORD!>These are the lyrics to Honky Tonk Badonkadonk.<FNORD!> For the unwashed among you here is the defintion of Badonkadonk. My wife does have a nice badonkadonk, she wants the song, damn philistine.
